There are no light sources here, but you can still see.
The amphitheater [closest left].
This is the 'closest left'-side of the amphitheater. The side on the right
is called 'closer right', but this one is the closest still. The hall itself
is more or less the size of 500 square metres. Here are a number of seats
on which the audience is meant to be seated while watching shows, acts and
other presentations. You are just right before the platform and can see
to it very well. It seems to be floored with some kind of parquet.
Obvious exits are: n, e, se and s.
Some letters are floating here: 'DONT SOLVIK THIS UP!'
five big wooden mugs
a roll of bread known as 'adventurer's ally'
a chunk of ham
a big white bread
a slice of hard, brown bread
a hot piece of chicken
a small delicate cookie
a sphere of ascension 'XIII'
a cheese pizza
ten heads of cabbage (fresh)
a strange shadow is silently hovering above the ground
five small barrels of pixie-ale
many Finlandia Vodkas
many orange carrots (fresh)
a blue-glowing soul companion [Thorwor]
Thorwor Worlord the Titan
Caveron Cadaveron the dark Drow is bending minds
Josim the Barsoomian (horny)
Nagash Tearsong the Orc < keijot >
Valo the Penguin can't fly < keijot >
Stylus the Duck < slouching towards bethlehem >
Morkzar Morbid the grey Elf
Balron the Disco Duck (luau)
Pirutar Psionicist the Duck
Riistis the poultry Zombie Coq au Vin < night of the shape >
Bongikhan, a humongous water entity throbbing with power [Riistis]
Tume the Ultra DPS Barsoomian < . >
Broetchen 'The King' Semla the benevolent Leprechaun
Thelo the Human Sorcerer <blue glow>
Pisano, a waterproof chicken (luau)

You take a Finlandia Vodka and orange carrot (fresh).
Caveron takes a chunk of ham.
Caveron eats a chunk of ham.
You drink from a Finlandia Vodka.
You drink a glass.
Ahh, it was delicious!
You are so full of liquid you feel like you might burst.
You eat orange carrot (fresh).
The orange carrot was filling.
You stop eating.
Pirutar quacks 'not very much people here yet.'
Caveron takes a small barrel of pixie-ale.
Pirutar {sky-}: slackers, come watch!
Caveron drinks from a small barrel of pixie-ale.
Caveron drinks a barrel.
Caveron smiles contently.
Zauren [sky-]: Trying to get a summon!
Broetchen melodically hums '15 ppl... minus a couple of wizards.'
Pirutar {sky-}: is rude to be absent when one of your house has a play
Pirutar starts concentrating on a new spell.
You feel sober again.
Caveron stumbles and nearly falls down.
Pirutar {sky-}: you are on wrong continent
Stylus exclaims '1/3 or the unidle mud!'
Stylus quacks 'of*.'
Solvik {sky-}: hehehe thanks Pirutar
Broetchen melodically hums '15/56 isn't 1/3.'
Pirutar asks 'whats wrong with the 2/3th?'
Zauren [sky-]: Which do I need to be on?
Zauren Teratan the Frost Giant appears in a blink of light.
You wink suggestively.
Pirutar {sky-}: roth


The lights dim. A performance is about to begin.


Stylus quacks '[ 34 ] Zauren Teratan the Frost Giant.'
Kapo [bat]: i'm so late from solviked
Pirutar quacks 'broetchen wsum zauren.'
Zauren cheers enthusiastically.
%Ggr stomps around the room
Broetchen melodically hums 'no he's here.'
Pirutar quacks 'ah there he is.'
You bunbun 'he's here.'
Broetchen looks at stage.
%Ggr shouts 'I am grumpy!'
Pirutar looks at stage.

There are no light sources here, but you can still see.
The platform.
You are standing on the platform. It is retreaded with some kind of parquet,
made of lacquered wood. This is where you can perform your arts and others in
the amphitheater before you will see and hear. Behind you is nothing but a
creening blue curtain.
A list of instructions lies on the floor.
Obvious exits are: se and s.
Ggr

You blink your eyes.
Zauren booms 'Thanks, wasn't even aware of what continent I had to be on.'
%Ggr continues to stomp
%Ggr shouts 'I am incredibly grumpy!'
Pirutar {sky-}: omg its ggr play! amazing, this is better than mudsex
%Ggr whispers 'but... shhh... don't tell anyone, my grumpiness is a façade, and I'm secretly lovely...'
You bunbun 'this play seems rather topical.'
Mesardus [bat]: I am in skeep where to go for show?
Stylus quacks 'life imitates art.'
%Ggr stomps around the room, louder than before
Mesardus Kynd the Valar appears in a blink of light.
Pirutar {sky-}: ggr ssh, we are watching play now
Mesardus' soul companion arrives.
Mesardus waves happily.
%Ggr shouts 'I am retired!'
Kapo arrives from east.
Kapo goes 'Yo!'.
%Ggr whispers 'shhh... don't tell anyone, but I'm actually still fixing loads of problems'
Mesardus is no longer riding.
Loose [bat]: 2 s, 4 w, 2 n, w, nw, d, n
%Ggr stomps so loudly and violently the room begins to shake
%Ggr notices Solvik whining about something inconsequential on one of the channels
Zauren looks at you.
%Ggr shouts 'Solvik, that is NOT a bug!'
There are no light sources here, but you can still see.

The platform.
You are standing on the platform. It is retreaded with some kind of parquet,
made of lacquered wood. This is where you can perform your arts and others in
the amphitheater before you will see and hear. Behind you is nothing but a
creening blue curtain.
A list of instructions lies on the floor.
Obvious exits are: se and s.
Ggr

Barbapapa arrives from south.
You point at stage.
%Ggr whispers 'oh... except that one... and that one too... and... er... yeah, I'm not touching shipwright code...'
Broetchen looks at stage.
Kapo asks 'artist is always late?'
Balron looks at stage.
Kapo looks at stage.
%Ggr stomps around the room with such unholy force that it threatens the very existence of Batmud itself (players can feel the vibrations in the icy peaks of Rothikgen, the impenetrable jungles of Lucentium, and all other accurately mapped locations)
Nagash looks at stage.
Riistis looks at stage.
Kapo starts concentrating on a new spell.
%Ggr says 'ugh, I'm tired, that Solvik guy is stressing me out.'
%Ggr rotates
Caveron looks at stage.
%Ggr says 'aah... that's better... maybe it's time for a pok'
%Ggr poks
Kapo goes 'mmmmm...'.
%Ggr says 'aaaaaaah...'
%Ggr says 'that's much better...'
Kapo claps hands and whispers (heal all)
You bunbun 'weirdly erotic overtones here.'
%Ggr rotates the pok
%Ggr rotates it slowly...
%Ggr rotates it quickly...
%Ggr gasps, as the pok begins to rotate of its own accord, accelerating wildly
Loose arrives from south.
Stylus covers her eyes.
Kapo is struck by complete and utter fear.
%Ggr shouts 'Help! Solvik! Save us all. The pok is out of control. Build a pcity module over it! Quickly! Time is running out!'
You boggle at the concept.
%Ggr is amazed as Solvik manages to safely build a pcity module over the dangerous rotating pok
%Ggr admires Solvik, and his understanding of how pcity modules work
%Ggr applauds Solvik
Loose ponders about you.
Tume looks at stage.
Mesardus starts concentrating on a new spell.
Pirutar {sky-}: omg this is so great
%Ggr turns to face the audience
%Ggr says 'And this is the story of how Solvik saved the day, and how he causes absolutely no problems, and everything is fine.'
Stylus cheers enthusiastically.
You give suspicious looks to everyone.
%Ggr says 'Thank you! And remember, you can't spell Solviking without Solving.'
Loose claps.
Stylus cheers enthusiastically.
Broetchen nods, 'Yep!'.
Loose mewls 'Free crash helmets for all.'
Pirutar cheers enthusiastically.
%Ggr bows (and eats an orange carrot)
Mesardus cheers enthusiastically.
You take orange carrot (fresh).
You eat orange carrot (fresh).
The orange carrot was filling.
You stop eating.
%Ggr solviks everything up blaming the audience
The lights get brighter. The performance is over.
Broetchen cheers enthusiastically.
Caveron applauds wholeheartedly.
Balron applauds very confusedly.
You clap.
Broetchen applauds wholeheartedly.
Thelo claps.
Ggr arrives from north.
Loose applauds wholeheartedly.
Heidel the Helper <newbie>: do you mean "help hit messages" or some other damage texts?
Valo cheers enthusiastically.
Broetchen looks at Ggr.
Pirutar quacks 'best play ever :D that was really amazing.'
Caveron cheers enthusiastically.
Solvik clatters 'thanks for coming everyone!!!'
Zauren claps.
Nagash claps.
Riistis claps.
Thelo takes orange carrot (fresh).
Thelo eats orange carrot (fresh).
Caveron applauds wholeheartedly.
Solvik clatters 'remember, eat your carrots.'
Solvik solviks everything up blaming everyone.
Tume takes orange carrot (fresh).
Tume eats orange carrot (fresh).
You take orange carrot (fresh).
Loose takes orange carrot (fresh).
Josim applauds wholeheartedly.
You eat orange carrot (fresh).
The orange carrot was filling.
You stop eating.
Tume waves happily.
Riistis takes slender orange cone (fresh).
Josim leaves south.
Riistis eats slender orange cone (fresh).
You eat a glass (empty).
You eat a glass (empty).
Zauren asks 'Where are these tasty carrots?'
Loose eats orange carrot (fresh).